The ways of the warrior,may they be with you.

戰士的途徑
願他你同在




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Monday, 18 April 2011

The Begining

We will refer to her as warrior, warrior Chen or Chen. Not because using her full name is morally wrong, but Chen will burst my organs if I do and the name Chen is awesome. In the old testament, it says God created the world in 7 days. The bible is wrong, it was created in 8. Chen was born on the first day. Along with her grandparents. Chen was not born as we normally are, a section of volcanic rock was infused with fallen stars which sacrificed themselves for her. You have heard of a 'C section',this was a Chen section. Then a drop of Chuck Norris's blood was put on it, thus Chen was born!

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