The ways of the warrior,may they be with you.

戰士的途徑
願他你同在




God may of created the world but Chuck Norris

created Chen
The on-line Bible of Chenism
In the name of Chen, The Warrior and Chuck Norris's spirit.

Thursday 1 September 2011

Thursday 4 August 2011

soz babez

I haven't been on this for a while for I have been practicing the ways of the warrior!

Thursday 5 May 2011

The Medalian

Chen has a identical twin sister. Unlike Chen she eats apples. The sworn enemy of the orange.  And unlike Chen she is not AWESOME.  They both have a medallion with a humming bird on it. Except Chen's is more awesome Don't ask why...it's Chen. If both medallions are in the space of under 10 metres the universe will die. Not kaplode, implode or even explode. Die.
Chen.

Wednesday 4 May 2011

...

Charlie sheen may have tiger blood but tigers have Chen blood...

Chenisation steps

1.  Ask permision for chen to chenise you giving her reasons you should be chenised.
2.Recite this speech,
In the name of Chen, the warrior and Chuck Norris's spirit
The ways of the warrior, may they be with you
I promiss to serve, love and worship you
Wuh aye Chen! (i love chen in chienese)
My only Shen is Chen
3. Wait for her wise desicion

The Chen Shen

The Bible of Chenism is called the Chen Shen