The ways of the warrior,may they be with you.

在戰士的途徑
願他們與你同在




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created Chen
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In the name of Chen, The Warrior and Chuck Norris's spirit.

Showing posts with label Awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awesome. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 May 2011

The Medalian

Chen has a identical twin sister. Unlike Chen she eats apples. The sworn enemy of the orange.  And unlike Chen she is not AWESOME.  They both have a medallion with a humming bird on it. Except Chen's is more awesome Don't ask why...it's Chen. If both medallions are in the space of under 10 metres the universe will die. Not kaplode, implode or even explode. Die.